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Date: 2013-11-05 10:08
Subject: Culture of Africa
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Tags:pro_negrov
набрел тут на интересный ресурс: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com

собственно я искал в гугле что есть jambobla .. :)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Culture_of_Africa
вся статья сплошной жыръ ябсказал, но особенно впечатлил вот этот персонаж:

General Butt Naked

Christianity in Africa is fucked up. This next example comes from Liberia during their civil war, almost as weird as the Sierra Lionne civil war. But a little bit more gay.

'General Butt Naked' (real name Joshua Milton Blahyi) was reportedly wore only laced-up boots and his weapon. Apparently one day Satan called him up on the phone and told him to start an army. Satan would provide the logistics for him with magic apart from boots and a gun! Simple eh?

Then at the end of the war Jesus called him up and converted him to Christianity, he became a preacher!

"So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colourful wigs and carrying dainty purses we’d looted from civilians. We’d slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk and homicidal. We killed hundreds of people – so many I lost count. But in June last year God telephoned me and told me that I was not the hero I considered myself to be, so I stopped and became a preacher." General Butt Naked on his life

Well thats me convinced he is not crazy!


для неграмотных, есть русский перевод в настояшей википедии Генерал Голая Задница

нехочу быть расистом, так что промолчу..
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